that’s what we call a character developing feelings

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straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god




The amount of questions Bastille asks in their songs really stresses me out

are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?

like idk dan you figure it out

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things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

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horocscope - which social network are you


aries: facebook
taurus: instagram
gemini: tumblr
cancer: twitter
leo: snapchat
virgo: youtube
libra: reddit
scorpio: myspace
sagittarius: kik
capricorn: vine
aquarius: 4chan
pisces: pinterest

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repeat after me friends: 

  • vaginas are self-cleaning
  • there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
  • unless you have an infection 
  • in which case  your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor 
  • but yeah
  • vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts 
  • so fuck off

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if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

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He knows.

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Jensen Ackles at the Nerd HQ Supernatural conversation (x)


Some fan: I don’t like that band members girlfriend/wife they never look happy in unsolicited paparazzi pictures and it obviously means they hate their husband because even though I am a teenage fan who doesn’t know anything about the band members girlfriend/wife I truly know they don’t love their husband and aren’t happy together

me: calm your tits

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